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Please write only bad reviews.
We already have too many good ones!

The praise shelf is full. We are collecting complaints now — to keep the carpenter on his toes.

Official review rules

We already have too many good ones!

Just kidding. Write honestly — praise and criticism are both welcome.

  • ★★★★★ is allowed, but only if there is genuinely nothing to complain about.
  • ★ or ★★ — our ego will survive. Probably.
  • “Everything is fine” is not a review. We can say that ourselves.
  • No personal data, swearing or revenge on the neighbours.
Important: only real reviews belong here. No fictional Rasas, Peters or five-star fairy tales.

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